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    June 18

    进了宜家,就是乐高人

         不能挺直的坐着看电视是一件很痛苦的事,我为此经历了3个月的时间,只能尽自己所能的舒服的坐着地上,躺在地上,趴在地上。然后在昨天我去了宜家,我要为自己选择一把舒服的椅子,一张书舒服的桌子,放我的电脑,放我的杂志,放我的水,放我的方便面,放我的东西。
         宜家很好,灯光柔和,场地干净,家具整齐,还能隐隐的闻到餐厅和干花混合的味道,整个人想坐下,靠着,架脚,躺着,而且很饿。很自然,坐下;很自然,选择一张这间客厅里最舒服的沙发,这个房间里没有其他人,旁边有一盏落地灯,正好照亮我面前的前半部,适时的做的事情有,开着灯;拿起今天早上刚刚收到的由快递送来的在网上订购的书;在电脑上MSN一下;喝一口放在旁边矮几上,正好趁手的杯子,里面从软饮到酒精不等;微微将头向上抬起20-30度不等,不费力的瞟一眼时钟;打开电视机看会电视,最近频繁的转到体育频道;或是打开CD播放器,任选其一;一段时间后,可以躺在沙发上了,完全合乎标准的人体所有转动关节,将身体平静的侧卧在沙发上,休息,电话...享受,遐想,在卧室做的事,书房做的事,厨房做的事,厕所做的事。假如已经贪婪到连遐想也懒得完成,可以参考其他人在各个房间所作的事,他们都和我一样很投入。规律性完成一个名为生活所可以产生的全部和部分。
         标准构件,以乐高人为本。就算是地下乐高工厂也会以能生产出和官方工厂产标准一致的产品而感到自豪的,这是一直在进步吧,(请把造碗机器,造车机器,造房机器,造钱机器,造人机器,造国家机器,造的符合中国乐高人标准),所以一个乐高人的喜悦来自与成功的将自己的屁股嵌进了沙发,菜刀柄卡进了拳头窝,一个乐高人并进另一个乐高人。
          我的斜45度处,又是一间客厅样厅,柔和的灯光,蓬蓬的双人沙发,合适的矮机,大小合适的电视机,两个人喜悦的坐在沙发上,乳白的灯光照下来,照亮了整个那一块空间,他们在说着什么,每一个动作都是那个自然,每个表情都是那个随意,每一个单位时间发生的一瞬都可以在宜家的广告上看到一样的画面。
          无言的乐高人,需要模型。
        
         
     

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    Sept. 8
    Jesse Zwrote:
    阿贵——
    我喊你一下,好证明我来过。你也知道,你写的东西有多难留言
    July 1
    720 lavenderwrote:
    大家都看懂了?智商真高!
    June 26
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    Lotus wrote:
    想看直观一点的--图片
    June 20
    dadado Yaowrote:
    我就是不喜欢宜家,就是没劲!过期装B了。
    我要么喜欢极度奢华(暂时不能完成),要么就原始到底(上次看中一个木桩子用来做桌子,之后被家人骂)
    现在装个B咋这么难啊
    June 19
    bobo 王wrote:
    “享受,遐想,在卧室做的事,书房做的事,厨房做的事,厕所做的事。”
    嘠文艺男青年!
    June 19
    Picture of Anonymous
    Yuan wrote:
    我傾斜180度。
    June 19
    恩 林wrote:
    haha 我前两天刚搭了一个ENTRANCE的柜子,不用一枚钉子,那真是LEGO哦
    June 18

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